I know I’m a handful but…

I know I’m a handful but…

Whatever baby abs I have start of summer are long long gone. August has been a rough month — I kept looking back at last year and beating myself up for not looking like that girl anymore. I have to keep reminding myself how unhealthy that girl was. So here we are 2014  ; I actually had a fun summer, I ate what I wanted ( mostly ) , did what I wanted, had FUN something last years maddy didn’t really have. And now I shall Keep Calm and Keto On. And yeah I have a checker board shaved into my head currently. #recovery #activerecovery #belly #pixie #pixiecut #maleficent #villain #orangehair #orangehairdontcare #tattoo #hiptattoo #undercut #shavedside #keto #ketosis #abs #lchf #mia #healthy

Whatever baby abs I have start of summer are long long gone. August has been a rough month — I kept looking back at last year and beating myself up for not looking like that girl anymore. I have to keep reminding myself how unhealthy that girl was. So here we are 2014  ; I actually had a fun summer, I ate what I wanted ( mostly ) , did what I wanted, had FUN something last years maddy didn’t really have. And now I shall Keep Calm and Keto On. And yeah I have a checker board shaved into my head currently. #recovery #activerecovery #belly #pixie #pixiecut #maleficent #villain #orangehair #orangehairdontcare #tattoo #hiptattoo #undercut #shavedside #keto #ketosis #abs #lchf #mia #healthy

Happy Belated 2nd birthday to my little prince. I’ve almost lost him three times — first to pneumonia, then he ate rat poison and his lungs filled with blood and finally his permanent wink comes from glaucoma. But he’s still here, still kicking and I just had an amazing couple of days camping in the Rockies with him and my mom! 💕 #puppy #pup #dog #dogsofinstagram #Wookiee #corgi #daushound #glaucoma #survivor #happybirthday #iloveyou #alwaysandforever

Happy Belated 2nd birthday to my little prince. I’ve almost lost him three times — first to pneumonia, then he ate rat poison and his lungs filled with blood and finally his permanent wink comes from glaucoma. But he’s still here, still kicking and I just had an amazing couple of days camping in the Rockies with him and my mom! 💕 #puppy #pup #dog #dogsofinstagram #Wookiee #corgi #daushound #glaucoma #survivor #happybirthday #iloveyou #alwaysandforever

Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no size 2. 
But I can shake it, shake it like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places…
If you got beauty beauty just raise ‘em up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top. ☀️💎✌️
#penticton #yyf #Okanagan #skaha #beach #bikini #bums #squats #hottie #peace #summer #love #happiness

Yeah it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no size 2.
But I can shake it, shake it like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places…
If you got beauty beauty just raise ‘em up
‘Cause every inch of you is perfect
From the bottom to the top. ☀️💎✌️
#penticton #yyf #Okanagan #skaha #beach #bikini #bums #squats #hottie #peace #summer #love #happiness

See that guy there? I’ve been friends with him for basically my entire life. He’s one of my good friends for more then one reason BUT It’s because of that man that I have these two gems in my life 💎💎 I am so blessed to have not only gorgeous on the outside but beautiful on the inside too girls by my side. 💕 #feelingloved #sunfest2014 #timmcgraw #girlfriends #bestfriends #soulmates

See that guy there? I’ve been friends with him for basically my entire life. He’s one of my good friends for more then one reason BUT It’s because of that man that I have these two gems in my life 💎💎 I am so blessed to have not only gorgeous on the outside but beautiful on the inside too girls by my side. 💕 #feelingloved #sunfest2014 #timmcgraw #girlfriends #bestfriends #soulmates

gymandmotivation:

you all know this feel….

gymandmotivation:

you all know this feel….

mrsjonie:

At-Home Exercise Ankle Alphabet: Moving your ankles in a dynamic stretch with a full range of motion boosts circulation and loosens the ligaments and tendons that reside in the ankle area. While seated on the floor with your knees up, elevate one leg in the air and begin writing out the entire alphabet with your foot. Alternate between feet, as well as tracing the alphabet in lowercase and uppercase letters, in cursive and manuscript. This is great to strengthen your ankles. Designed to strengthen and stretch your stems, as well as minimize the risk of sustaining common ankle injuries. Give it a try, you’ll love it.

mrsjonie:

At-Home Exercise Ankle Alphabet: Moving your ankles in a dynamic stretch with a full range of motion boosts circulation and loosens the ligaments and tendons that reside in the ankle area. While seated on the floor with your knees up, elevate one leg in the air and begin writing out the entire alphabet with your foot. Alternate between feet, as well as tracing the alphabet in lowercase and uppercase letters, in cursive and manuscript. This is great to strengthen your ankles. Designed to strengthen and stretch your stems, as well as minimize the risk of sustaining common ankle injuries. Give it a try, you’ll love it.

fitblrholics:

YAAASSSSS (x)

fitblrholics:

YAAASSSSS (x)

jerkidiot:

themistakencupcake:

jerkidiot:

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hmmmmm

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ENGORGIO

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SUCCESSimage

isnt this the guy who stole the traffic light, who had that giant cup of milk, and the one who found the parasol

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maybe…..i don’t remember…….

ask-the-multishipper:

becauseimwolfit:

catbountry:

thefrogman:

Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes.

But when Mister Rogers said it…

That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

Mister Rogers genuinely cared about everyone and that’s why he will forever be the best. All of my feels.

True fact: He was considered to be one of the hardest people to interview, because he would turn it around and ask questions about the interviewer with genuine interest. Asking about their children and spouses, their dreams of the future, etc.

deadlifts-and-donuts:

hantisedeloubli:

orphanspace:

archiemcphee:

There’s no question that a stack of fresh pancakes is awesome, but what about one giant fluffy pancake? Today we learned mixing a batch of pancake batter in the bowl of a rice cooker and then cooking it, just like you would when making a batch of rice, creates one great big floofy pancake that instantly reminds us of Totoro’s belly.

What’s more, just like regular pancakes, you can add all sorts of things to the batter, such as cocoa powder or pieces of fruit and chocolate, to further enhance your adorably plump tototorcake.

Head over to RocketNews24 for complete instructions as well as some helpful tips and suggestions.

GAME CHANGER

What is this witchcraft?

Holy shit.
Yes.

lexlifts:

joehundredaire:

healthy-b0dy-healthy-mind:

joehundredaire:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

joehundredaire:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

stepnstephclutter:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

Frizzy hair for days

also known as “look at my amazing breasts”, but yeah, her hair is definitely frizzy but cute.

😐

Quick lesson from someone who does photography? One of the first thing we’re taught is the Rule of Thirds: basically, mentally draw a tic-tac-toe board over the viewfinder and place the important things at spots where the lines meet. This is your image:

Please note where your breasts are compared to where your “frizzy hair for days” is. In the future, if you are in fact trying to show off said “frizzy hair for days”, you would be far better served by placing it in the correct spot in your image. Panning up so that the tips of your hair were located at the lower right intersection, sending that right vertical line racing upward along the side of your head so the upper right intersection also aligned with your hair would have been a far better composition for this picture.
If you were, of course, actually intending to show off your fizzy hair. For days.

Are you fucking kidding me.

No, seriously, this is something that any basic photography class will cover on the second or third lesson, after the obligatory “condensed history of photography” segment. As someone who takes pictures of numerous large-breasted women and generally is attempting to show off something other than their breasts (hair, makeup, costumes, et cetera)? It’s useful knowledge to have.

Shut up shut up shut up shut the fuck up oh my fucking god

What? She seemed unhappy that someone was making it all about her breasts when she wanted attention on her hair. I was attempting to be helpful. Or was this supposed to be all about her breasts and I’m ruining something? I’m confused now.

This is a fucking joke right? Don’t play coy, you know exactly what you’re doing. You weren’t being helpful, you know damn well that you’re trying to be an asshole here because her cleavage is out and you wanted to draw attention to it in an attempt to make her feel shitty about it. You’re being a condescending jackass, not some good samaritan teaching the Tumblr land about photography. Nobody needs a photography lesson and nobody asked for one. Literally shut up. 

lexlifts:

joehundredaire:

healthy-b0dy-healthy-mind:

joehundredaire:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

joehundredaire:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

stepnstephclutter:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

Frizzy hair for days

also known as “look at my amazing breasts”, but yeah, her hair is definitely frizzy but cute.

😐

Quick lesson from someone who does photography? One of the first thing we’re taught is the Rule of Thirds: basically, mentally draw a tic-tac-toe board over the viewfinder and place the important things at spots where the lines meet. This is your image:

The More You Know

Please note where your breasts are compared to where your “frizzy hair for days” is. In the future, if you are in fact trying to show off said “frizzy hair for days”, you would be far better served by placing it in the correct spot in your image. Panning up so that the tips of your hair were located at the lower right intersection, sending that right vertical line racing upward along the side of your head so the upper right intersection also aligned with your hair would have been a far better composition for this picture.

If you were, of course, actually intending to show off your fizzy hair. For days.

Are you fucking kidding me.

No, seriously, this is something that any basic photography class will cover on the second or third lesson, after the obligatory “condensed history of photography” segment. As someone who takes pictures of numerous large-breasted women and generally is attempting to show off something other than their breasts (hair, makeup, costumes, et cetera)? It’s useful knowledge to have.

Shut up shut up shut up shut the fuck up oh my fucking god

What? She seemed unhappy that someone was making it all about her breasts when she wanted attention on her hair. I was attempting to be helpful. Or was this supposed to be all about her breasts and I’m ruining something? I’m confused now.

This is a fucking joke right? Don’t play coy, you know exactly what you’re doing. You weren’t being helpful, you know damn well that you’re trying to be an asshole here because her cleavage is out and you wanted to draw attention to it in an attempt to make her feel shitty about it. You’re being a condescending jackass, not some good samaritan teaching the Tumblr land about photography. Nobody needs a photography lesson and nobody asked for one. Literally shut up. 

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

So a lot has happened the past couple days. One of them being I decided to bike up to lost moose lodge here in Penticton and on my way down, decided to do some jumps in the trails around the road I was biking down. Bad idea. Soft gravel. Took a jump off a ridge without knowing what was on the other side. And I ATE IT. handle bars into my stomach wind knocked out of me. All I could do was roll into the centre of the trail ( in case of rattlers in the rocks where I finally landed ) and try to get my breathe back. I did stand up to that gorgeous sunset though….Totally worth it. If I didn’t fail that landing I would have been long gone from that view. #cuphalffull #jumpsgonewrong #ofcoursethedoglaysonmytummy

So a lot has happened the past couple days. One of them being I decided to bike up to lost moose lodge here in Penticton and on my way down, decided to do some jumps in the trails around the road I was biking down. Bad idea. Soft gravel. Took a jump off a ridge without knowing what was on the other side. And I ATE IT. handle bars into my stomach wind knocked out of me. All I could do was roll into the centre of the trail ( in case of rattlers in the rocks where I finally landed ) and try to get my breathe back. I did stand up to that gorgeous sunset though….Totally worth it. If I didn’t fail that landing I would have been long gone from that view. #cuphalffull #jumpsgonewrong #ofcoursethedoglaysonmytummy